I do it for my cat

 Not only is PHP syntax sometimes not intuitive *ahem foreach loop*, it is sometimes just completely out of this world. Why does the iterable come first in a foreach loop??? I'm learning about variables and apparently you can, for lack of a better term, nest them. I'm not sure why you would ever need to do something so bizarre, except for kicks and giggles. Valid PHP Also valid PHP Incredibly, ALSO valid PHP👀